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• Schnagles

  any interaction between a sober person and a drunk person. phil’s schnagles with her last night were funny, he messed with her while she was drunk and he was sober.

• Schnatties

  huge br–sts, large br–sts, great looking br–sts, any set of great looking br–sts on a woman. wow, look at those schnatties on that one. can i get two tickets to schnattiville please? that woman has some m-ssive schnatties.

• 5 Second Johnny

  1.someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore. 2.only being able to last five seconds. did you hear about kyle? yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with sam hes so embarr-ssed he hasnt come out since!

• 5 second rule

  an unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. the reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another. “oops, dropped my popsicle. five second rule!” (proceeds […]

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