Moonken


mid-cl-ss american, iq lower than 90, firearms lover, ugly physique and annoying voice.
her: hey, remember that time when i was so drunk.

moonken: oh h-ll yeah i remember i was there doing nothing and you came and spoke to me i was like hi how u doin r u drunk wanna play videogames with guns, i have a 44. magnum at home my uncles wont let me touch it hey how is your cousin doing is he drunk too eheh …

me: i told you not to speak with moonken.

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