Morton Salt


general cornrow wallace’s favorite defense mechanism.

it initiated the battle between the 19th street gangsters and the river terrace crew in chicago in the 80s.
victim: “he poured morton salt all over me!”
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a noun used to represent the definition salty. to add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. used commonly in the fighting game culture.

used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan “when it rain, it pours”. signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren’t going to stop.

to taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
hypeman: someone better get that morton salt ready! because someone’s going to get salty

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