moonlight sonata
possibly one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever performed by anyone ever. written by ludwig van beethoven.
moonlight sonata is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard.
similar to the famous musical piece, only instead of playing the piano, you receive f-ll-t– underneath it.
guy: hey, have you heard ‘moonlight sonata’ before?
girl: you mean you want f-ll-t– under the piano?
guy: -has s-x with girl’s face-.
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