MOOOSE-TACHE


when a male slides his genitalia across a woman’s upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of s-m-n resembling a moustache. this s-x act is named after its creator k-moose.
“yo man, that girl straight up got a mooose-tache mang!” “he busted a mo)ose-tache on that freak homie!” “on the real, she loved it when i gave her a mooose-tache!”

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