moopert
when one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their r-ct-m, and thus m-st-rb-t-s while defficating.
moopert is as described in the poem below:
p–p is good
p–p is great
i like to p–p while i m-st-rb-t-.
sh-t is smelly
sh-t is sweet
i like to sh-t while i beat my meat.
cr-p has corn
cr-p is crunchy
i like to cr-p while i spank my monkey.
terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.
feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.
logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.
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