moopig
1. (n)hybrid between a cow and a pig with a distinct mating call or sound “moooink mooink moooink” also snorting on occ-ssion, created to monopolize the fast food industry by revolutionizing the bacon cheeseburger
2. (n)a person who has a carefree att-tude and unique personality with a vivid imagination, always trying to have a good time containing lots of giggles, never afraid of making a fool of themseleves, loves a good party
1. the young boy dreamed of dancing moopigs.
2. moopigs don’t mind messy bbq on their chins.
a mythical creature resulting from the cross of a moomin and divine intervention which gives them wings. not a pig. they are beautifully forlorn creatures that are seen flying across the sky in moments of unbearable boredom or tedious essay writing.
“oh moopigs, i forgot to save my essay.” or
bobby: hey are you going out tonight? ”
mich-lle: no, i’m sick.
bobby: gutted.
mich-lle: moopigs indeed.
its a hybrid between a pig and a cow, scientists still dont know how this happened
moopig goes moink moink!
category culinary:
friends, fowls, romans, texans, countrymen — truth is stranger than fiction:
on the menu in the past era of roman peace — pax romana –romans would stuff a chicken with a duck, a goose with the stuffed chicken –and stuff a pig with the three nested fowls.
then what? of course the pig was stuffed in a cow. this was cooked over the pit, and well, there you have the link that connects moopig with the days of jesus, by way of lbj.
it’s called barbecue! manjiare! >>pd
soon to be featured at all global strip centers around the world, moopig will fill the bellies of patrons.
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