moose cock


nickname for k-10 when playing poker.

although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the k is the moose and the 10 is the c-ck.

k-10
moose-c-ck
“i got suited moosec-ck, alllllll in”

“moosec-ck prevails”
an indescribable amount of suckage.
man, that exam sucked big hairy moose c-ck!!!
an incredibly large man piece; similar to ‘hung like a horse’
w-nker 1: “toby has a f-cking moose c-ck”

w-nker 2: “he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow”

w-nker 1: “atleast he has a shot in the p-rn industry”
in the sport disc golf (frisbee golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. that is a moose c-ck. a big leafless tree branch.
i almost made it through those trees, but that moose c-ck knocked my disc down.
what an -sshole calls an -sshole
a guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal -sshole who’s action leaves you speechless…that is a moosec-ck
a canadian’s favorite food
hey honey why don’t you fry me up some of that moose c-ck for supper?
that is the biggest moose c-ck story i heard
jimmy was telling his how the window got broke and dad replies ” the the biggest moose c-ck story i ever heard !!”

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