Moose Hoof


the next level of camel toe. that is to say, that the camel toe is popping out so far, that it is no longer in the same league as ordinary camel toe.
“dude, did you just see that chick’s camel toe?”
“….that was like….moose hoof, or somethin…”
when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme
look at that 30 stoner sporting that dirty moose hoof
a moosehoof is when a b-tch is so fat and loose that her v-g-n- is in the shape off a moosehoof. this moosehoof is so pr-nounced it can be seen through clothing. if sum1 has a moosehoof it is best to show all ur friends then say “moosehoof” while coughing to make them laugh
did you see that fat-ss’s moosehoof? it was soggy like two day old cereal
moosehoof is the same thing as cameltoe, moosehoof is a cameltoe that is too large to be a cameltoe and it has the appearance of a moose’s hoof. there is usually sweat inbetween where the “toes” meet. moosehoof is most commonly seen on fat chicks in sweat pants.
“thats fat sl-t’s cameltoe was poppin outta her panties, its more like moosehooof. d-mn that b-tch was nast.
same as mooseknuckle or cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!
did you see the moosehoof on that broad?
same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(i would say worse than a camel toe dude)
holy sh-t, did you see that f-g in the spandex shorts? his moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

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