Moose Massage
when going to boy scout camp, the older scouts have to initiate new underlings into the troop. thusly, they perfrom a “moose m-ssage” which involves lying the recipient on their stomach, climbing onto their body, and humping their -ss while wildly gesticulating in the air with your left hand. no not your right. repeat back and forth motions until the underling moans like a moose, which signifies he is a true boy scout.
hey evan, come to my tent.
alright jason, what are we gonna do?
get down on the f-cking ground b-tch!
whaa..
time for your moose m-ssage b-tch!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! ridem cowboy!
nghgngnghhggbn!!!!
ok your a boy scout now.
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