moose-owl


a moose that is approximately 50cm high, has wings and behaves like an owl. they live in forrests on the northern hemisphere and is known for the sound they make when they catch their prey: “khaaaa”. the moose-owl sometimes catches prey as large as cows and always proceeds to fly towards the sunset carrying the prey. they are very stealthy and always attacks the prey from behind.
farmer: the moose-owls have taken nearly 15 of my finest cows, this has to stop!

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