moose slap


when pounding a woman from the rear, slap her in the back of her head (with any body part). when she looks back, stick your tongue out and touch your thumbs to your ears while wiggling out the other fingers, so that you look like a moose.
dude, i moose slapped that b-tch so hard it knocked her off my c-ck.

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