Moose Tracks in your front yard
a northern ontario twist on the term “to have egg on your face” derived from the shame and embarr-ssment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. it is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in northern ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
lou : so i was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn’t until i found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her…him…them…
kyle : boy, i bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?
lou : please don’t talk to me…
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