Moosebear


once there was a bear who lived in the mountains and he was a bit lonely, so he went down from the mountains. he found a moose farm and said h-llo to the mooses and they said h-llo back. they gave him some sticks to put on his head so he looked like a moose. but then the moose farmer came and locked the mooses in their pen to sleep. he didn’t realise that the bear wasn’t a moose! but the bear didn’t mind because he liked being a moose and he wasn’t lonely anymore. so he stayed being a moose forever! and that’s where the word moosebear comes from.
max is a big moosebear!

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