mooseltoe


moose attracting mistletoe, very dangerous in canada!
“oh f-ck! i left the mooseltoe up, run for your liiiiiiiiiives!!!
cameltoe at christmas time. also known as christmastoe.
kim had mooseltoe in the pants she wore to the company christmas party.

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