Mooshank


1. (v.) the act of shanking in a (platonic) cow like manner, usually done to express extreme boredom between two people with a friendly bond.

2. (v.) a method of killing used between two specific tribes of bovine warriors which consists of an elongated horn of a deceased bull piercing through the left kidney of an adversary.
ex 1: “moo.”

“moo-shank-!”

“i love you too.”

ex 2: as mary moocow approached the target, she shifted her feet and launched herself, ready to mooshank to the death.
1.human cow – someone who is acting like a cow (stupid, mean, idiotic)
emma – omg i can’t belive your actully wearing that!
hannah – omg … your a mooshank

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