moota


first used in m:tg circles. can be used as an adjective or adverb.

adv: very, extremely.
adj: serious, considerable.
“that deck is some moota beatdown.”
can be used to mean faeces or -n-s
i)i am desperate for a moota.

ii)bl–dy h-ll, someone’s been for a moota and it stinks.

iii)it’s my birthday, hopefully the wife will let me do her up the moota as a treat

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