mooty call
a booty call that seems promising, but ultimately never pans out.
turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. i mean she was like, “sure, why not?” and i was like, “h-llz yeah! gimme ten minutes,” and she goes, “well i still have my girlfriend here, we’re doin’ shots of tequila, ” and i was like, “make it five!” she laughs, and i’m thinking, “well, allriiight,” then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, “not on my new couch! not on my new…” and i hear in the background, “blahhh!” “my new couch! … b-tch, the bathroom’s right there! you ruined…” bam! she drops phone. i’m like, that sh-t better not have blown the speakers on my blackberry! i can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and i’m like, “h-llo? everything alright?” and someone says, “yeah, i just threw up a little.” it’s her friend! she sounds way hot too! all raspy. i’m about to ask her what flavor of listerine she wants me to bring her, when i hear, “a little? a little?! you own me a new suede sectional, b-tch! put down that phone! i said put down that-” then i think the b-tch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. called her back a couple of times, but all i got was her voicemail.”
a morning booty call.
i got a booty call so late into the night it was almost morning that it was more like a mooty call.
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