Mop Blocked
similar to “c-ck blocked” except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn’t know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
berry: come out to me in the boonies wugs
wugs: not going near you if the mop is there
berry: stupid -ss mop, always around me… wish she’d stop mop blockin’ me
wugs: i would so l-bomb you if she wasn’t there, i do it to everyone
berry: maybe its lucky i got mop blocked
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