mop chomper
a man who chomps on the mop. or in simple terms, eats v-g-n-. a more colloquial version would be, rug muncher. both mop chomping and rug munching are the act of eating out the v-g-n-.
“i walked in on eric eating out liza, what a mop chomper.”
“eric’s breath smells like fish, he must have been mop chomping all of last night.” (mop chomper)
“that’s not what your mom said when i was mop chomping her last night” (mop chomper)
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