Mop Topper
a male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.
friend 1: yo did you see that girl mikey was with?
friend 2: yeah he’s into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
friend 1: yeah i head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
friend 2: yeah he is a real mop topper
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