a hairless skinny boy that is but a shadow of a real man. he has a pipe dream of becoming a drag queen in the bronx. he practices basketball every day but never seems to get better. mopane’s are usually shy in nature but once you get to know them you will find how utterly annoying and obnoxious they can be.
person 1: hey is that a mopane?
person 2: must be, he looks like a hairless post malone

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