Mopeass


someone who is either incredibly slow moving or generally dimwitted.
look at how slowly that guy is crossing the street. he better move his mope-ss along or we’ll miss the light!

there is no way she’ll be able to use an ipad, that mope-ss can’t even use an etch-a-sketch!

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