Mopey Dick


erectile dysfunction.
ahab tried to get it up so he could b-m queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his mopey d-ck.
person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. one who is boring or lame and unwilling to partic-p-te in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.
i asked jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he’s going to be a mopey d-ck and play wow all night. (world of war craft)

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