mopped the quarter deck

when you get sh-t faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your t-rd on the floor.
justin: omgz!! emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! i just puked all over the bathtub 2!! were so bad -ss dude!!

emmett: well i didnt sh-t myself cause the sh-t wasnt actually on me. so im still cool.

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