moppet


a toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. often paired with the word “blood” when the target is a newborn infant.
“if you don’t tell the godd-mn blood-moppet to shut the h-ll up, i’ll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to kansas”

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