Moral Dollars


noun. the amount of “karma” you have saved up in your life. generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, “scr-w-ng someone over”, infidelity, etc.

technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are “doing more good than bad.” obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.
jon p: dude, i just banged that hot skinny asian chick…she was amazing.

andy y: man, moral dollars dude. you’re in a relationship.

jon p: whatever, i saved three people last week, that’s gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!

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