moral relativist
a moral relativist is one with a snarky att-tude and bloated sense of self-importance. they can be found loitering about college campus’ for years on end in multiple graduate school programs. if you are unfortunate to have one in your freshman philosophy cl-ss they will ask “questions” that are not so carefully disguised claims of superiority over the professor and all other students. often known to despise organized religion and wear anti-religious bigotry on his/her sleeve, while displaying outrage at all other forms of bigotry. they become loud and angry if you point out that such outrage ironically hinges on moral absolutism.
– there is no right and wrong, there is only perception of right and wrong.
– is that so? well you won’t mind if i do this.
::smacks moral relativist in the mouth::
– ow! why did you do that?
– i perceived it as the right thing to do during this conversation.
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