Moray Eel
the act of defecating inside a woman’s v-g-n- and having her squeeze it back out. named for bearing resemblance to how moray eels pop out of their holes.
bob: “my girlfriend has always wanted a pet eel, but i don’t want a fish tank.”
jim: “have you tried giving her a moray eel? all the excitement of an eel without the fish tank!”
bob: “isn’t that s-xual?”
jim: “yes, that makes it even better!”
when proforming oral s-x on a female and she takes a sh-t durring said act and the dung nugget protrudes and pops you in the chin like a moray eel out of its cave
“gus will never talk to me again, last night while he was eating me out i let a moray eel slip out.”
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