a man who doesn’t like to talk to new people but won’t shut up when talking to people he knows. he also knows many strange facts about life and animal p-n-ses and acts g-y although he isn’t.
brian: d-mn this guy knows all about turtle d-cks!

jacob: he must be a mordechai

Read Also:

  • homewrekt

    being -ssigned homework so ridiculous or hard that you basically wreck yourself trying to do it or figure it out. bubblez: helping out my kid with his homework and they added letters to his math. i don’t know what the f-ck to do. shad: get homewrekt son!

  • earl rider

    a derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. they will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all. person 1: “dude, this chick […]

  • jayha

    a cute girls name that loves to laugh or raging hormonal guy that loves s-x. omg jane your boyfriend is such a jayha

  • follanime

    follanime: (es, slang) 1. term used to reffer to a couple of humans whose s-xual relations are based exclusively on anime. they f-ck in anime as other characters. 2. friends with benefits, but only in an anime context. 3. being so frienzoned that you gotta transfer your existence and esence to anime so you can […]

  • swit*t

    down to f-ck? hey are you swit-t?

Disclaimer: mordechai definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.