Mordeth


one uncivilized, warped minded person who enjoys masturbation and getting liquored (among other things)
“where’s mordeth”
-hears the sound of m-st-rb-t–n and simultaneous gulping noises-
“bathroom. think he brought the t.v in there”
can also be an action. doing a “mordeth” involves promising something, and failing to deliver upon it for a surprisingly long length of time.

(example: when asked to download the contents of two cds in college, put it onto cd and send it, he took two months when any normal person would take less than a week)
you’d better not pull a mordeth on me!
i won’t do a mordeth this time, honestly!
highly experienced barrel-squasher. (and other forms of seating, no doubt.)
omg, you totally mordethed that chair!
get your fat -ss off there before you mordeth it!

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