Moretti
the last name for the coolest italian kids ever
dude, those kids are morettis. they must be soooooooo chill
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latin: flippernicus moretticus moronicus maximus.
supreme comanders of the condor legion, morettis have a plethora of skills such as douche-baggery, thumb-guided penile–n-l insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as malevolently divine. age, wisdom, and character are rated by a rigid, bottle-nosed snout and beady eyes. often seen at dolphin poaching protests, morettis are well-known for their renlentless appet-te for spoonfuls of s-m-n while watching the 1996 remake of “flipper” starring paul newman and elijah wood.
“that guy is such a douchebag.”
“i know, right? he must be a moretti.”
when you hand up your homework before its due, only to find out later that you made a mistake and are unable to change it
sack: “dood everyone is saying question 7 is actually a trick question. you should change your answer.”
moretti: “f-ck i already handed it up”
sack: “thats what you get for doing a moretti”
someone no one likes.
katherine: “james, you’re such a moretti.”
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