morew


a person(if you can even call them human) who is half mormon and half jewish. these people have been known to be extremely sheisty and have great mind control capabilities. a morew will do anything to ruin the christian religion and achieve monetary and influenctial gain. their only known weaknesses are working, caffiene, and non-kosher foods. a morew are most often seen riding bikes in black dress pants, white shirt, black ties, with funny cloth on the back-top half of their heads. if you see a morew exercise caution. if a morew’s sinister voice is heard it could lead to conversion to morewism and the loss of all your money.
it is said the anti-christ will be born of two full bloodied morews.

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