blogger, musician, dancer, muser, fashionista, hair changer, meeter of thomas kirk…all around awesome.
the chick is such a morgan wisted! she changes her hair like every two months! woahhh.
i just morgan wisteded….i listened to muse for like 7 hours straight! h.a.a.r.p for the win!
/koh-meh-sim-teh/ or /koh-meh-sim-tay/ the serene feeling of wellbeing similar to post–rg-smic afterglow, but which does not actually derive from -rg-sm or specifically s-xual activity. it’s a good day. everything’s giving off an aura of comesimte.
- crazy overstepping stepmom
a delusional stepmom who has zero understanding of what her role is supposed to be. the crazy overstepping stepmom wanted to prove she was just as good as that the kids’ mother, so at the first opportunity she signed up for mommy and me cl-sses, bought a shirt that said worlds best mom and told […]
- cheapo sha'niqua
a female (usually an african american woman) who wears gawdy jewelry, bright shoes, and a ghetto hair do. usu ally these women are perceived as not knowing their baby dadyand parade around looking for money to pay for their children. two teenagers people watching at the mall: johnny: hey suzie, do you see that girl […]
in june 2009, president obama sparked controversy and awe by swatting a fly with his bare hands, caught on air, in a “mr. miyagi-worthy” fashion. uses: 1) the action of killing a fly by hand. 2) to pwn in general. 1i) dude, last night i totally obama’d a fly in my car! 1ii) dude, that […]
when you seem obama you are overcome with the urge to cry like a woman. obamaitis occurs when watching ophra and jesse jackson at obamas acceptence speech. recent defintion of obama supporters who got the obama “fever” but are now recovering from that fever after realizing all that “hope and change” are not working out […]