Morganism
in keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver p. morgan.
hey john, did you hear that new morganism? “these tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend”
superior organism, the short form of ‘more than an organism’. a shining beacon of masculinity, an inspiration to all and fantasy for many
morgan is a morganism beyond compare
the worshiping of morgan freeman as g-d. one must respect morgan and worship him. one must also follow the guidelines of the book of morgan (holy book).
i am a believer of morganism
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