Morgan’s Run
an incredible card game in which the objective is to complete the longest “run” of cards as possible by predicting if the next card in the deck is higher or lower than the last one. the game is started by asking the player who’s turn it is the question, “red or black?”. if they guess correctly, the first card remains on the table and they begin their run.
players are not forced to name only higher or lower, they may also opt to go with “same”. if “same” is called, and the card next in the deck is the same as the current showing card, they are inducted into the prestigious “same hall of fame” due to the extremely low odds that a player has of making a “same” call and succeeding.
if the same card comes up and the player named higher or lower, everyone points at the card and yells “same!”. this process is executed three times. if a player loses on any of the following cards, special phrases are yelled.
queen – that b-tch!
jack – son of a b-tch!
two – dueced upon!
if any of these conditions are met, and the card happens to be the same card that was just shown, any combination of “same!” and the appropriate phrase above may be used in the yell, not to exceed four yells.
the game never ends.
“hey, want to play morgan’s run?”
“h-ll yeah. that game is awesome.”
30 minutes later:
same!
that b-tch!
same!
that b-tch!
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