morky filk
upon the entry of a plastic fork into your average (open) darigold chocolate milk carton through the drinking hole, the item becomes a “fork in milk”, easily shortened to “fork milk”. however, this is not silly enough. so we must combine the words, creating “filk mork”. as you may notice, this does not roll off the tongue or the brain. so, switching is required to obtain “mork filk”. however, this is lacking as well. so, upon the insert of our always silly “y”, we receive “morky filk”. so, upon close examination, a “fork in milk” is truly a “morky filk”. best said with the voice used by the taller individual in the “left-handed” portion of rejected.
“why did you stick your fork in your milk?”
“morky filk!”
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