Morlocking
the process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite s-x to you who are far more attractive then yourself. the term is based on the race of devolved humans in h.g wells’ sci-fi fantasy the time machine, know as morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to sn-tch one of the beautiful eloi.
the term first appeared in conversation between robert k walker and nicolas costello in 2003 when p-ssed up on wine.
nick- emma is out tonight
rob- pfft. she’s well out of your league
nick- i know. she might need some morlocking
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