Mormodon


the mormodon is a relative of the bolognasaur and is a direct ancestor of the mormon. it is widely believed that mormons herd these mormodons to this day as this would be one of the only ways to feed their m-ssive families.
-dude, did you see those two guys with white shirts and black ties walking that m-ssive animal?

-that, my friend, is a mormodon.

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