Mormon Approved


anything not containing s-xual innuendo, profanity, drugs, alcohol, caffeine or coffee. also someone who excels in school and/ or volunteers excessively.
person 1: who did you hear that “that’s what she said” joke from? was it micah?
person 2: nah, it was john, micah’s way too mormon approved.

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