Mormon base system
similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.
first base- hand to hand contact
second base – a kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.
third base- any form of cuddling or spooning
grand slam- after marriage the couple acc-mulates no less than 4 kids.
jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the mormon base system.
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