mormon cookies


cookies mormon people make to please their loved ones.

also used as a s-xual innuendo in a “pure” sense, because s-x is unpure otherwise and that is against their religion.
mormon man, when talking about mormon cookies.: “you havent tasted cookies till you taste my cookies”

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