Mormon.org
a common trolling destination where one can talk anonymously with a mormon missionary. common activities include:
-rick rolling
-asking how magnets work
-making fun of jesus
welcome to mormon.org chat.
a missionary will be with you shortly.
agent clarice is ready to -ssist you.
clarice: h-llo, how may i help you?
me: is it true your god was nailed to a cross?
clarice: the son of g-d was nailed to a cross, yes.
me: that’s funny, because my g-d, the norse thunder g-d thor, wields a giant hammer.
me: coincidence?
the chat session has ended.
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