mormon pussy


a term used referring to -n-l s-x in slc. in salt lake city a lot of girls, usually mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have -n-l s-x instead of v-g-n-l intercourse. thus remaining “pure” in order to be married in a mormon temple. the logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town…
person 1: so, did you hear “brittany” isn’t a virgin?
person 2: of course i heard, i beat her mormon p-ssy up for days.
person 1: d-mn, i’ll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
person 2: haha.

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