Mormonistan


playful moniker of the state of utah reflecting its strong mormon traditions and customs; consequently salt lake city is often known as mormonabad. both terms employ the persian suffixes “stan” and “bad” meaning “land of” and “city of” respectively.
1. i hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of mormonistan all day before retiring to mormonabad.

2. when entering rural mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!

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