a phenomenon amongst particularly s-d-stic runners. when it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
ben: man, can you drive me home? i’m way too wasted to drive.
mike: how are you going to get your car man?
ben: i’ll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, i’ll just go for the morning after marathon.
- Random Stickup
an erection, without any s-xual activity, stimulation, or intention. i can’t believe i am getting a random stickup in the middle of math!
(n) the remains of someone who has been cremated “i’ve just been to the crematorium to pick up my uncle’s cremains.” 1. cremated remains of a deceased person or animal. 2. lucy scattered her father’s cremains in the pacific ocean. the cremated remains of a human corpse her cremains were lost in the war.
- Terrelle Pryor
to go to ohio state over penn state and fail in a football game against them. …failure oh man penn state won last night due to a terrelle pryor. it was awesome because the buckeyes suck!
adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user 2. unusually skillful at texting. -i was drivin through philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone….d-mn i am sooo textadextrous adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user […]
mosquito-like, always annoying, impossible to remove look at that ricardo! he is a mosqueda!