Morning After Marathon
a phenomenon amongst particularly s-d-stic runners. when it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
ben: man, can you drive me home? i’m way too wasted to drive.
mike: how are you going to get your car man?
ben: i’ll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, i’ll just go for the morning after marathon.
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