Morning After Marathon

a phenomenon amongst particularly s-d-stic runners. when it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
ben: man, can you drive me home? i’m way too wasted to drive.

mike: how are you going to get your car man?

ben: i’ll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, i’ll just go for the morning after marathon.

Read Also:

  • Random Stickup

    an erection, without any s-xual activity, stimulation, or intention. i can’t believe i am getting a random stickup in the middle of math!

  • cremains

    (n) the remains of someone who has been cremated “i’ve just been to the crematorium to pick up my uncle’s cremains.” 1. cremated remains of a deceased person or animal. 2. lucy scattered her father’s cremains in the pacific ocean. the cremated remains of a human corpse her cremains were lost in the war.

  • Terrelle Pryor

    to go to ohio state over penn state and fail in a football game against them. …failure oh man penn state won last night due to a terrelle pryor. it was awesome because the buckeyes suck!

  • Textadextrous

    adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user 2. unusually skillful at texting. -i was drivin through philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone….d-mn i am sooo textadextrous adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user […]

  • mosqueda

    mosquito-like, always annoying, impossible to remove look at that ricardo! he is a mosqueda!

Disclaimer: Morning After Marathon definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.