Morning Boner Mangina Pissing
mbmp, mbmping or morning b-n-r mangina p-ssing is the only alternative to attempting to p-ss with morning b-n-r and subsequently p-ssing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. it is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your -ss facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your d-ck back between your legs as if to create a mangina.
then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to p-ss, firmly holding your morning b-n-r in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
using this technique will allow you to avoid p-ssing in the shower or having to painfull force your b-n-r downwards
example #1:
steve (to bill): i can’t stay over at my girlfriend’s house anymore man
bill: why not?
steve: her mom caught me morning b-n-r mangina p-ssing last time and now thinks i’m some sort of queer.
bill: she obviously doens’t know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning b-n-r.
steve and bill: (yelling together) morning b-n-r mangina p-ssing!
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