Morning Bread
the bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first “meal” of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor
jon: “hey sarah i could really do with some morning bread, my head is just thumping from last night. you seen it anywhere?”
sarah: “sure here it is, i just had some myself. found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must’ve been messy!”
jon: “brought a loaf of morning bread with me tonight, sure i’ll need it! if anyone steals any i’ll personally kick their -ss… after getting rid of my inevitable hangover.”
waking up with a b-n-r.
jan always wakes up with a morningbread.
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