morning finger
the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into…..
i can’t stop smelling my morning finger.
dude i can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
the art of sending a relatively coherent txt first thing in the morning while your waking finger dexterity has not fully surfaced. thus, leading to a few spelling mistakes and you blaming your ‘morning fingers’ not the night before.
warning:
when under the influence of various substances, your ‘morning fingers’ instantly reappear and could get you into trouble.
ryan:
man dude, my girlfriend thought i was still drunk this morning ‘coz of the txt i sent her before work. almost got me into trouble…but i just told her my ‘morning fingers’ were to blame and now she understands.
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