chewed oatmeal


the consistency of sh-t where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. often times the result of eating raw eggs..
i walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

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